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Harried and new parents, we feel your pain — no longer in control of your own lives following the arrival of your little bundles of joy. We hope our amusing and edgy graphic designs will bring smiles to your faces and make your jobs a little easier.
Each design is available in both long- and short-sleeve onesies (snap-bottom one-piece outfits),
long- and short-sleeve T-shirts, bibs, blankets, and more, in a choice of colors. Examples are shown below.
Click on the image to shop.
| That baby is not a screaming, barfing, pooping little monster. It's a Performance Artist, and you're all guests at an incredible show. |  |
No sense getting angry at babies for screaming, barfing, and pooping all the time. They're just doing their jobs. It's all right there in the Baby Union contract. |  |
| Satiric recognition that now the baby is in control — utter, complete control: Master of Your Universe |
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The amusing design on these baby items clearly reminds everyone who's doing what for whom. My Wish Is Your Command! |
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| Pity the sad, disappointed new baby who looks out at his family and surroundings and cries: I Came Out For This? |
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Just what harried, overwhelmed, exhausted new parents need to see on their newborn: You're Right, I Do Have An Attitude! |
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| Get your baby in the Halloween spirit with this attractive Bride of Frankenstein design. |  |
Rest easy. Those midnight screams are just baby getting a little exercise. Time For My Cardio |
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| Thanks to artificial insemination, many children may wonder exactly who daddy is: Daddy? |
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You heard from your parents how you were a monster when you were a kid. Now you're a parent yourself. Guess what? It's Payback Time! |
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