Iffy New Auto Maintenance Store Caters to Gamblers

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ - For those Atlantic City casino patrons who love to live life on the edge, a brand new car maintenance store has just opened which caters specifically to the gambling crowd. Located one block off the Boardwalk in the middle of town, the nation's first Iffy Lube store now stands ready for business.

Iffy Lube is conveniently open 24/7, so gamblers can simply drop their cars off at any time and proceed to their favorite casinos. The Iffy staff will then Iffily perform state-of-the-art maintenance, complete with Iffy oil, Iffy filter, and Iffy lube. The Iffy store proudly stands by  its Iffy promise that your car will be ready when you return.

Do be prepared to pay at vehicle drop off, however, as Iffy Lube is not prepared to gamble that customers may run completely out of funds before they return for pick up. Although they're Iffy, they're not dumb.

12.22.09