New Web Site HumorVolcano.com
Celebrates First Month

DELUSION, AL - Having survived its first month of existence without being shut down by the authorities, the entire staff of HumorVolcano.com today marked the occasion by not quitting and actually showing up for work.

Its readership growing at a mind-numbing rate, proud Business Manager Yrag Nyac positively beamed as he passed out the first month's pay to his eager, desperately needy staff. With a congratulatory handshake and a lecherous hug, Nyac handed one Powerball lottery ticket to each richly deserving employee, "rather than a boring old paycheck," reminding them that, "Thanks to working at Humor Volcano, you could be a millionaire by tomorrow." Nyac later remarked that every staff member "shook with joy and turned bright red with embarrassment" at this overly generous, cutting edge compensation method.

Leading internet search engine Google reports that the Humor Volcano site has truly exploded onto the scene, tallying an eye-popping 250 unique visitors in just the first month. With the site's entertaining, intelligent blend of satire, fake news, and humor articles, Google representatives were absolutely speechless over Humor Volcano's early success and future prospects.

In its first press release, HumorVolcano.com today thanked its readers and promised a fun, stimulating future, "as soon as we learn to write, type, and master HTML and CSS computer language."

06.12.09