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Men have long worried that their wads
aren't big enough to please women.
And now, the ladies come right out and admit it:

SIZE DOES MATTER
Size Does Matter - amusing naughty coffee mug - front view Size Does Matter - amusing naughty coffee mug - rear view
  Size Does Matter mug front Size Does Matter mug back

Breaking Humor Volcano medical research
has revealed that lackanookie
causes erectile dysfunction
.
Fortunately, there's a very simple cure.
amusing Lackanookie Causes E.D. coffee mug amusing Lackanookie Causes E.D. coffee mug
  Lackanookie Causes E.D. mug front Lackanookie Causes E.D. mug back

Erectile dysfunction is a hideous plague
painfully torturing millions of mature men.
Its prevention, our rigorous research shows,
is best started while Mr. Happy is young and strong.

USE IT OR LOSE IT
Use It or Lose It naughty coffee mug Use It or Lose It naughty coffee mug
  Use It or Lose It mug front Use It or Lose It mug back


Humor Volcano research uncovered
this simple but effective method
-help your man to just two orgasms a day-
for women to completely prevent
the male from straying
satiric Just Two Orgasms a Day and Your Man Won't Stray coffee mug - front satiric Just Two Orgasms a Day and Your Man Won't Stray coffee mug - back
  Just Two a Day - mug front Just Two a Day - mug back

Sexual favors?
Potently spiked apple cider?
Wads of cash? Candy?
I got yer holiday cheer right here!
This festive holiday coffee mug is certain
to make you the hit of the Christmas party.
Amusing and suggestive I Got Yer Holiday Cheer Right Here coffee mug Amusing and suggestive I Got Yer Holiday Cheer Right Here coffee mug
  Holiday Cheer - mug front Holiday Cheer - mug back

Think you have what it takes
to become a famous porn star?
Tell the world you're ready to be exposed
with this bold double entendre coffee mug.
Aspiring Porn Star naughty coffee mug front Aspiring Porn Star naughty coffee mug back
  Aspiring Porn Star mug front Aspiring Porn Star mug back

America's Social Security program,
indeed, the entire U.S. budget,
desperately needs more taxpayers ASAP.
So be a patriot and get busy making babies!
Make Babies Now to Save Social Security - funny naughty coffee mug - front Make Babies Now to Save Social Security - funny naughty coffee mug - front
  Make Babies Now mug front Make Babies Now mug back

There's total confusion when a child
conceived by artificial insemination
encounters a sticky substance in a test tube
for the first time.

Daddy?
Daddy in a Test Tube coffee mug    
  Daddy in Test Tube - same image both sides     

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