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Anyone you know
have an attitude problem?
Discretely point it out
with one of these mugs.

You're right. I do have an ATTITUDE.
Shop for amusing You're Right - I Do Have An Attitude coffee mug in the Humor Volcano Gift Shop
  Attitude Problem  same image both sides
   
Gifts for 2012 Graduates!

These mugs say
what the new grads are thinking.

I'm *expletive deleted* smart now!
I'm Expletive Deleted Smart Now — 2012 Graduation coffee mug I'm Expletive Deleted Smart Now — 2012 Graduation coffee mug
  2012 Graduation mug front 2012 Graduation mug back

It's only a crisis
'cause management
of this business
totally sucks.
It's Only a Crisis Cause Management Sucks satiric coffee mug The Lost Commandment:
Thou shalt not
mix tequila
with pancakes.

(A lesson learned
the hard way.)
Thou Shalt Not Mix Tequila With Pancakes amusing coffee mug
  Crisis Management - same image both sides   Tequila Pancakes - same image both sides

Show your support for the military.

God bless our bombs.
May they smite our enemies dead. Amen.

God bless our bombs, may they smite our enemies - coffee mug God bless our bombs, may they smite our enemies - coffee mug
  God Bless Our Bombs mug front God Bless Our Bombs mug back

For millions of citizens
in the United States,
the great American dream
ends when we wake up
.
amusing and cynical Living the American Dream, Then the Alarm Goes Off coffee mug - front amusing and cynical Living the American Dream, Then the Alarm Goes Off coffee mug - back
  American Dream mug front American Dream mug back

Found the Key to Happiness!
Now Where's That @#%^ Lock?

So close, and yet so far.
For the truly exasperated.
Found the Key to Happiness, Now Where's That Lock coffee mug - front Found the Key to Happiness, Now Where's That Lock coffee mug - rear
  Key to Happiness mug front Key to Happiness mug back

I'll drink to that, and that,
and that, and that!

in the shape of a cocktail glass.
For imbibers everywhere.
Cocktail glass shaped I'll Drink to That! coffee mug The most lucrative
and in-demand profession
today is that of the
spin doctor.
Get instantly qualified
with this attractive
Spin Doctorate
coffee mug.
amusing Spin Doctorate coffee mug
  I'll Drink to That!  same image both sides   Spin Doctorate same image both sides

Uppity tree-huggers and environmentalists
really hate the idea
of killing trees for toilet paper

Ban toilet paper!
Don't Kill Trees for Assholes satiric coffee mug - front Ban Toilet Paper satiric coffee mug - back
  Ban Toilet Paper mug front Ban Toilet Paper mug back

America is brought to its knees
when a coffee bean
supertanker sinks
!
satiric and humorous Coffee Bean Supertanker Sinks coffee mug - front satiric and humorous Coffee Bean Supertanker Sinks coffee mug - back
  Supertanker Sinks mug front Supertanker Sinks mug back

I think I'm incredibly smart
and know a lot about a wide variety of subjects.
That must make me a Renaissance Man.
Then why am I still unemployed?
Guess I missed my time by 600 years or so.
Renaissance Man, Tragically 600 Years Too Late - cynical coffee mug - front Renaissance Man, Tragically 600 Years Too Late - cynical coffee mug - rear
  Renaissance Man mug front Renaissance Man mug back

Oh How I've Suffered For My Shins!
An amusing twist on a religious lamentation
for fellow runners who suffer from shin splints
Oh How I've Suffered For My Shins - runners ailment coffee mug - front Oh How I've Suffered For My Shins - runners ailment coffee mug - rear
  Suffered for My Shins mug front Suffered for My Shins mug back

We at Humor Volcano do not deny our Southern heritage.
Yeah, we talk slow with our Southern drawls.
Yep, we also walk slow 'cause its so hot outside.
However, y'all all need to know
that our brains work plenty dadgum fast.
Native Southerner - Talk Slow, Walk Slow, Think Fast - coffee mug - front Native Southerner - Talk Slow, Walk Slow, Think Fast - coffee mug - rear
  Native Southerner mug front Native Southerner mug back

Think you're a superstar
but still waiting to be discovered?
Advertise that you're mega-talented
with this Undiscovered Superstar mug.
Undiscovered Superstar, Ask About My Secret Talent coffee mug - front Undiscovered Superstar, Ask About My Secret Talent coffee mug - rear
  Undiscovered Superstar mug front Undiscovered Superstar mug back

Living the American Dream, Then the Dog Licks Me Awake.
A sad but true commentary
that so many of us live the good life
only in our dreams
Living the American Dream, Then the Dog Licks Us Awake - cynical coffee mug - front Living the American Dream, Then the Dog Licks Us Awake - cynical coffee mug - rear
  American Dream - Dog mug front American Dream - Dog mug back

Here's a festive Christmas holiday coffee mug
-I got yer holiday cheer right here-
which could be suggestively talking about
any number of things. You decide.
Suggestive Holiday Cheer coffee mug - front Suggestive Holiday Cheer coffee mug - back
  Holiday Cheer mug front Holiday Cheer mug back

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